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memorycycle:

average review for my restaurant

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️i love the food, i love the rooms and the big pillars keeping the ceilings up. i feel really safe because the celing is really far away, and the pillars look really strong. the chef looks really strong too,

elucubrare:

elucubrare:

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form ‘shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

abortionlover:

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nobylite:

the-introducer:

the-introducer:

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daily occurrence

I’m very grateful to everyone who reblogs this post because it reminds me to brush my teeth

a screenshot of a tumblr post by rowhan. it reads the following: "sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo"ALT

lovelydeps:

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Have you guys heard the crazy news about Dan and Phil. They are starting a podcast

ghoulchurch:

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

girlnamedbug:

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straprat:

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

memorycycle:

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

rabbitmotifs:

ledzeppeliniii:

beginner kill yourself music vs professional kill yourself music

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torturedandtormented:

willgrahamscock:

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

icedteadrinker:

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I’m so mad

tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

remember the like tiny sliver of time when there was a real push to just say “people who have a uterus” or “people with testicles” or whatever when that was what you meant, and then faux-progressives who were willing to cave to terfism to avoid saying icky anatomy words ruined it with “AFAB-bodied”

literally just say dick when you mean dick. feeling uncomfortable with body parts and getting all euphemistic about it is conservatism by default.

Through the magic of specifying, for instance, “if you have a cock and balls then you may sometimes struggle with accidentally squeezing them in painful ways when sitting down” you also account for someone who got rid of her cock and balls surgically. Because get this. She No Longer Has That Anatomy. She is now outside the group defined as “people with cocks and balls”.

On the other hand, instead of trying to contrive some anatomical grouping when what you really want to say is “trans women and cis men” without owning up to how awkward it is that you’re making that particular grouping of identities, through the magic of introspection, you can think about why you’re so desperate to do that!

dogpuppy:

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pallegina:

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we’re done when i say we’re done.